Strip Chocolate Board Game

November 8, 2008

Thanks to the folks at Babeland, I have another fun Adult Game to review for you. This one caught my eye immediately, primarily because it involved chocolate…and I, my friends, am a chocoholic! That’s right, F and I got to review Strip Chocolate.

I’d been waiting on this one for a while. When it first came in the mail, I had visions of a large group of sexy, intelligent, witty women playing it (a girl can dream, right), especially since a lot of my friends, and a few derby girls expressed interest in it. However, week after week, people were busy/unavailable/my place was a mess/some combo of the aforementioned. So one night, F came over, and poor things that we are, we had to test it out by ourselves.

Good thing it was only us – there are two “sorry-esque” game pieces (red and black, perfectly enough!), so it seems to be really only meant for two people. I chose black, handing her the red pieces, and I read the instructions outloud. The hard part was keep our clothes on long enough to play the game. By the time we got to the bedroom, placed everything where it needed to go, and popped in an dvd, I was suddenly wearing nothing but my underwear, and had to find a negligee and a coat in order to have three items of clothing (playing with less would have been silly).

Rolling the die = fine. The strip squares = fine (although too many of them too quickly). However, the painting on the chocolate was an exercise in love/hate relationships. I loved painting F with the different designs, and when she was painting me, it was all I could do to keep from jumping her. However, you’re not supposed to lick it off right away – you have to wait till you come to a dare square. Well, let me tell you, chocolate body paint, if not licked off immediately, becomes incredibly sticky – sticking to other skin, hair, clothing, my leopard print bedsheets, etc. Finally, I said fuck it, and we got the chocolate off each other.

The game ended very quickly, even with the “extended play rules” – and it was hard to do the “favors” with all the sticky chocolate on our bodies. Eventually, we just gave up, and placed the board on the floor to have fabulous sex.

All in all, it’s a fun concept..I’d given the game itself 3 out of 5 stars. I think I’m going to need to come up with a different rule set to make it work better for me….but the chocolate is brilliant (and tasty), and the idea quite cute. I’d play it again!

-Essin’ Em


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